today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.
This is going to change the game
Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state
What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much
quacking in my boobs over this
QUAKING
BOOTS. FUCKER
going insane all by yourself handsome?
A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm
Yeah I can see how this would feel like having a stroke to an outsider
My awful son Skuncely asked me for help with his homework tonight what the hell is this crap
scattering heavy weights around the galapagos islands and 3 generations later all the finches have evolved to be muscular and anthropomorphic




















